King Poggles

I am King Poggles.  I am supreme rule of the lower realm, the one on the floor in the living room.

 My job is a difficult one.  I have to eat all the food in my bowl every day and make sure the water bowl is drunk up.  Each night, I train for future glorious battles by running on my wheel.

 It's not easy being a great hedgehog king.

I have a Queen Mother that loves me and takes care of me.

 Well, at least she says she loves me.

 But she makes me take baths. 

Even though she knows I hate baths.

What's the point of being a king if you can't say no to baths?

 She says I can't eat too much junk food too. 

 I thought being a king was all about eating an endless supply of junk food.

 Mealworms, cheese, Ensure, random weird stinky stuff... more cheese...

 I should be allowed to eat EVERYTHING!

... and not take baths.

Have a happy week!