Today is a GRUMPY day

Today, I woke up with my face crumpled into "the GRUMPY face". The Grumpy face is not to be confused with the slightly more pleasant "troubled" face, as the Troubled person is much nicer than the Grumpy person.

Stomp-stomp-STOMP! I grumpied my way to the bathroom and brushed my teeth, scowling at my reflection the entire time. I burned holes of contempt and seething into the mirror.

I was ready to grumpy my way through the whole day, but I had to take a break from my focused task as my mother had grilled me a delicious cheese, egg, and roast beef sandwich and I found it hard to turn that down. I ate that sandwich hunched over like an old crone, thinking vulture thoughts and watching the fish.

I watched as the female crayfish caught a long, floating plant and pulled it slowly into her house. Now there is a very long floating plant sticking out of the entrance of her house. Maybe she is having a Grumpy day too. Perhaps I need to cut down a tall, thin tree and drag it partially through the door so that it hangs halfway across the road and blocks everyone that passes by. Hm.... I see how her devious plan is ingenious now.
Yes, today is a Grumpy day and I am proudly the grumpiest one of them all. If you're having a grumpy day too then welcome, but take note that all trespassers WILL be scowled at. Grrr!

(The robot shown above is Cranky Bot. She is now available in the store.)