A rescue operation is now underway! The platy babies are being covertly transferred from facility, Pink Room, to their new facility, Baby Blue Safe Haven. We call this Operation No-Bit Baby. This follows a tragic discovery today of one bit baby. A large bite was taken out of it's head and one googly eyeball was left still attached but rogue. It was a gruesome sight, but Agent Pineapple Bun discreetly disposed of this bit baby by eager consumption. It was a relief to all.
During Operation No-Bit Baby, there was an unfortunate accident in which one tranferee was accidently smushed. Great grief and wailing ensued. It was Agent Pineapple Bun who again volunteered to the task of disposal. He reports that, "It was a terrible task, but someone had to do it." We applaud him for his dedication to his post.
There is still one baby AWOL in the dark and dangerous jungle weeds, but six babies have already been safely transferred to Baby Blue Safe Haven, once the home of so-named Bubbles and Skinny. Bubbles and Skinny have meanwhile been transferred to Pink Room for re-assignment. They entered Pink Room shouting domination and conquer, but they were soon subdued by Agent Pineapple Bun and Agent Tiggy (who initially mistook them for large, fast moving pieces of food).
The whereabouts of the last baby is yet to be seen, but I wish him good luck and Godspeed. Off-duty agents can be a dangerous crowd.