Stomp-stomp-STOMP! I grumpied my way to the bathroom and brushed my teeth, scowling at my reflection the entire time. I burned holes of contempt and seething into the mirror.
I was ready to grumpy my way through the whole day, but I had to take a break from my focused task as my mother had grilled me a delicious cheese, egg, and roast beef sandwich and I found it hard to turn that down. I ate that sandwich hunched over like an old crone, thinking vulture thoughts and watching the fish.
I watched as the female crayfish caught a long, floating plant and pulled it slowly into her house. Now there is a very long floating plant sticking out of the entrance of her house. Maybe she is having a Grumpy day too. Perhaps I need to cut down a tall, thin tree and drag it partially through the door so that it hangs halfway across the road and blocks everyone that passes by. Hm.... I see how her devious plan is ingenious now.
Yes, today is a Grumpy day and I am proudly the grumpiest one of them all. If you're having a grumpy day too then welcome, but take note that all trespassers WILL be scowled at. Grrr!
(The robot shown above is Cranky Bot. She is now available in the store.)