I am King Poggles. I am supreme rule of the lower realm, the one on the floor in the living room.
My job is a difficult one. I have to eat all the food in my bowl every day and make sure the water bowl is drunk up. Each night, I train for future glorious battles by running on my wheel.
It's not easy being a great hedgehog king.
I have a Queen Mother that loves me and takes care of me.
Well, at least she says she loves me.
But she makes me take baths.
Even though she knows I hate baths.
What's the point of being a king if you can't say no to baths?
She says I can't eat too much junk food too.
I thought being a king was all about eating an endless supply of junk food.
Mealworms, cheese, Ensure, random weird stinky stuff... more cheese...
I should be allowed to eat EVERYTHING!
... and not take baths.
Have a happy week!